Tuesday, February 12, 2008

This is just embarrassing

Oh, not embarrassing for me! No, I meant it's embarrassing for the poor souls immortalized here. So sincere in their zeal, so earnest in their poses . . . I hope they at least sold some records.

This group is honest; they're drug addicts, and they're not afraid to admit it. I might have come up with a better name ("The Strung-Out Singers," perhaps). (Or, "The Crack Choir.") But Doris wants you to know SHE isn't a drug addict! No, she just sings with them. She's never touched drugs! Don't lump her in! (How about "Marijuana Madrigals"?)

"Confessions of a Teen-Age Girl," by Evangelist Jay Snell. Do I really need to add to this?

WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF THEM? This one really bothers me. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Aaaaaand, I've found my new exercise routine. Who WOULDN'T want to aerobicize to the melodic sounds of the Mighty Clouds of Joy?
**I found these gems at http://purgatorio1.com/. Enjoy.


Anonymous said...

I passed along the website to some friends. Very funny take, LAR!

Greg Brooks said...

The fourth one is the queen.

ErinKH said...

I'm just so happy that these records do not hold the claim of TODAYS "finest christian music." So funny, and I'm just reminded at how much God laughs at us!